Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Baby it's cold outside...

Dude! It's cold today!

I mean, it's been cold and maybe today's not the coldest of the cold days, but for some reason it's hitting me hard this morning. I parked down at the seaport which required me to walk for about 15 minutes outside and over the Fort Point channel bridge. For those not in the know, this bridge introduces a kind of cold one will rarely experience in their lifetimes. It pretty much takes a year of my life every time I navigate it. It sponsors a formidable beast of a chill, this opinion coming from someone who has pulled out Mr. Wiggly at base camp, Mt. Everest...

For the record, Mr. Wiggly was pulled out for urination and not for relating with the local wildlife...or at least that's the story I'm going with.

Anyway, having arrived at my office building completely frozen, my right leg has ceased to work correctly, lagging behind my left and causing me to look like a greasy Verbal Kint in "The Usual Suspects". My neck feels like it's had hard, blunt objects slammed against it for a decade and my balls ache like a night after ALMOST getting some.

All this from that damned bridge.

Man, I'm a sissy.

1 comment:

tawny said...

We know why you *almost* got some.