Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Change is Good. Hope is Good. Motivation is Bad.

I'm really excited about the future. So much so that I think we should start applying Obama's proposed fiscal policies to all aspects of our life.

For example: education. I don't think it's fair that when a student is smarter or works harder, he or she gets an A while another student who wasn't nearly as smart or wasn't nearly as diligent a worker receives an F. That's just mean!

The new proposal: let's drop that A student's grade down to a B. That way we can give the F student a D. Better yet, let's just make all the grades C, regardless of individual effort. That way no one gets hurt and everyone feels balanced and treated equally!

Screw that whole "reward for effort" thing. Go socialism!

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